Leave me asks. Get to know me. 
(Source: thisishangingrockcomics, via eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend)
(Source: lawyerupasshole, via thisislindseywayaskfornewtumblr)
“hey it’s 9am let’s get some breakfast”
“sorry i only leave the house after 9 in the afternoon”
“Rock is gonna blow up people’s private parts.”
-Gerard Way
(Source: fuckyeahisgerardway, via theonlyhopeformeisunicorns)
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
“hey guys let’s go to the beach”
“sorry i prefer behind the sea”
(Source: razortotherosary, via theonlyhopeformeisunicorns)
Deep in the forest, where heavy feet sink,
you mightn’t be quite as alone as you think.
(via vampirejordison01)
